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sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"
cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way
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monobeartheater:

the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts

(via a-brief-respite)

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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
edithpiafofficial:

randomlancila:

thepeoplesrecord:

Ferguson officer relieved of duty after ‘black little perverts’ video surfacesAugust 23, 2014
A police officer involved in the protests over Michael Brown’s death in Ferguson, Missouri, has been relieved of his duty after video surfaced of him describing black people as “little perverts” and Barack Obama as an illegal immigrant.
Dan Page – who was seen live on CNN earlier this week threatening to arrest the network’s anchor Don Lemon – was recorded in April giving a speech in which he railed against Muslims and gay people, saying: “I’m into diversity – I kill everybody.”
Page is the second St Louis county officer to have been stood down in controversial circumstances surrounding the Ferguson protests. Lieutenant Ray Albers was suspended on Wednesday after video emerged of him pointing his assault weapon at protestors and threatening to kill them.
In his speech, Page, who claims to have been a sergeant major in the US army and a Vietnam war veteran, sharply criticized laws intended to protect minorities from racially-motivated hatred and to help increase ethnic diversity.
Citing the US declaration of independence’s statement that “all men are created equal,” he said: “That does not mean affirmative action. It means we’re all equal … God does not respect persons so we have no business passing hate crime laws.”
“This here”, he added, brandishing a copy of the Bible, “is the foundation for this”, meaning the declaration of independence. “You can’t separate them. I don’t know what them black little perverts don’t understand down there.”
Page made his remarks during an address earlier this year to a St Louis branch of the Oathkeepers, an association of former and serving military personnel, police officers and first responders. The group says that its members “pledge to fulfill the oath all military and police take to ‘defend the constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic’.”
At one point during a slideshow of his past travels, Page displayed a photograph of himself in Kenya. “I said I wanna go find where that illegal alien claiming to be my president, my undocumented president, lives at.” He has previously said in interviews that he retired from the army because of Obama.
Page also told the audience in his speech: “If you take a stand against sodomy or abortion you’re a terrorist, ladies and gentlemen … In the military right now we have open sodomy, people holding hands, people swapping spit together. Sick. It’s pitiful.”
Later in his remarks, Page told a questioner in the audience: “Policemen are very cynical. I know I am. I don’t trust anybody. I hate everybody. I hate y’all, too. I hate everybody. I’m into diversity – I kill everybody. I don’t care.”
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BUT ITS NOT ABOUT RACE THO

Racists always go off on these rants of absolute nonsense like “God doesn’t respect persons so we have no business creating laws discriminating against hate crimes” like what the fuck does that even mean?
The ONLY thing that makes sense out of all their bullshit is how much they obviously hate people who aren’t white, who aren’t American, who aren’t Christian and they would kill them if they could. I am so glad this man was taken off the force.
third-bellas-a-charm:


leftthesouthside:

Holy fucking shit this is amazing drunk

This is amazing sober too!
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Son of a cop asked me if I thought all cops were bad.
It felt like a loaded question.
A white girl said racism’s a thing of the past. 
It felt like empty sentiment.
Not everything has to rhyme in perfect time. 
Not every debate is settled through reason. 
But in a country with the highest incarceration rate,
One thing you can’t boast about is freedom.

-Sage Francis

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stuckinthewalls:

Just gonna blast some Atmosphere until I find the meaning of life.

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